Sunday, January 2, 2011

PRELUDE #2

Nagelmann’s last blog was an international success.. The scholar acted as confessor and predictor as he gave worldly counsel and guidance to us all. Some labeled him a prophet while others merely described him as the wisest man of modern times.

Unfortunately the blog’s triumphs were also tied with its doom.  Nagelmann was vigorously attacked and slandered ultimately forcing him to remove his prized blog.  With his image left smeared and vilified, sleepless nights plagued the young writer as he was continuously scrutinized by his own demons in the shadows.   With all evidence of his previous work permanently deleted, Sir Nagelmann left in exile defeated and embarrassed.

After the tragedy, many believed Nagelmann's best days were behind him.  However, the young scholar did not give up so hastily.  He drew his sword quicker than a Shake-Weight and fought for his Freedom of Speech!  Blow after blow, after blow… Nagelmann took finally erecting to his feet once more to bring forth a new and improved blog, so accurate and vulgar that no man or deity could spoil it's fruits!

So with great anticipation Nagelmann has come forth with his promised best work.  All those who oppose this greatness put on your rubber sheets because this my friends is going to be one for the ages!

Get offended, get angry, laugh at others and Rub Some Dirt On It!

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